butter on my roll, sugar in my soul
napolinostalgia:

 Copertina di “Donne di Napoli” Fortunato Seminara, Milano Garzanti 1953

i need to read this right now

napolinostalgia:

 Copertina di “Donne di Napoli” Fortunato Seminara, Milano Garzanti 1953

i need to read this right now

stand-up-comic-gifs:

This is from Hannibal Buress’ new special Live from Chicago, which comes out on the 29th. (x)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

what i wouldn’t give…

a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

you know an italian man is wooing you when he gifts you a huge box of the finest mozzarella in the region for no reason at all. 

humansofnewyork:

"One time we we had a project in class, and my friend said he didn’t want to be my partner, and I got an A+, and he just got an A."

humansofnewyork:

"One time we we had a project in class, and my friend said he didn’t want to be my partner, and I got an A+, and he just got an A."

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

nypl:

A happy 50th Anniversary to the 1964 World’s Fair! Check out the Library’s collection of photographs from the celebrated event. (and the awesome fashions, Mad Men fans eat your heart out!

I think about the worlds fair all the time and how much I wish I could have been there. The bit in kavalier and klay where Tracey and sammy go to the old ruins is so magical.

It took a special kind of guts to be a fuck up as a woman, I thought. To say to hell with being the nice girl, the responsible one, the one who makes sure the man takes care of himself and eats properly and doesn’t take too many drugs. To be just as nihilistic and self-destructive as a man, knowing all along that you’ll get crucified for it, because somehow, the world will make everything your fault. He’ll be a martyr, and you’ll be a succubus. He’ll be a genius and you’ll be a groupie, He’ll be a hero, and you’ll be an ugly fat crack whore who deserves to die.
Courtney Love  (via radiumangel)

thesherlockcollective:

If you want to kiss me, you have to break though a window, flip up your coat collar, ruffle dat sexy hair, and mutherfucking kiss me. <3